QotD: Pizza Preference
How do you eat your pizza: folded, flat or with a fork and knife?
Submitted by danimass.
This depends: Is it topped with the bones of my neighbors children who woke me up screaming this morning at 5 am because they were out of cereal? Because that kind of pizza I don't even chew before swallowing. But if it's instead topped with chopped up love letters from ex-boyfriends and sprinkled with crushed Ambien (yum), then I fold.
